Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.
my boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old 5 foot tall old indian grandmother told me that there are lots of men. i thought she was going to say “in the sea” but she said “they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face. she hates flies
"She’s like my sister," he went on. "I love her like a sister and I reckon she feels the same way about me. It’s always been like that.
carrying the banner - corey cott
@naponacott: sometimes after 2 years you still can’t get the lyrics right. #deadlinesandthedeadlines